Kinko the Clown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes. All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts. -Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!! -Hi Kinko!!! -And I really love you boys and girls!!! Really, really.... -Awwww -But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it. Really, really..... Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any rules We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares. -Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap- -Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!- -But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime. Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI But Kinko has some handcuffs and his eyes were full of tears said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!" Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town! Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town! -Bye boy's and girls!!!! -Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century! -Kinko really love you boys and girls!! Really, really....
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